Ooooh! It’s CAST PARTY fine ceramic mugware! This 4" tall dishwasher-safe beauty will keep your favorite beverage piping hot for hours at a time. As an added bonus, it can also be used for chilled colas, teas or waters from natural springs. As a singular purchase, or ordered in bulk, this collector’s item will make you the envy of your friends, family and co-workers… proving that you are a sophisticated, culture-loving and erudite human being.

With a design by Nicholas Caruso and caricature by Tim Currie, it’s a steal at $10.